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Before you go. inspired by a thing i read by stereobone and there was a goddamn line there really got to me and I have not slept holy shit it was that good
There was someone who was/is making an OW women’s zine, and calls themselves a big wlw supporter, and was gonna let a few ppl participate in it and I was like ohhhh let me look up info on that I kinda want to join !! But then I read through their blog
So I couldn’t sleep Sunday and I was coked out of my mind (diet coke!) and at 6am the old Transformers was on so I watched it. Holy fuck it was weird. Grimlock became smart and all sorts of pipe dream shit happened. And like at the end of the episode
intj-confessions: digg: OMFG STEPHEN!!!!! someone asked him this before this show and this was really his answer holy shit
decaffeinated-prince: What the fuck was wrong with early 2000′s British Kids TV shows Omg this show was the best thing
chubphlosion: biscuitsarenice: She Came PreparedThe Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools. She came for him I was just like “yes this is amazing you go girls” then i saw it was
rheadeniserose: onlyblackgirl: I’m wet. @onlyblackgirl all I saw at first was your caption, and I was like… Why, then it loaded, and I was like
saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: Noah fence but y'all white people want to talk about colonialism like its ancient history but the current queen of England was literally already queen when my dad was a kid and Trinidad was an English
I was thinking about how all the grandkids on my mom’s side of the family don’t have our shit together and I was like Heh /we’re in this together/
vanehwasreal: discipleofskaro: vanehwasreal: so my mom and i were baking and i decided to bake something for my boyfriend but then my mom saw it and i was like “shit” but she just said “that’s really ugLY I CAN DO WAY BETTER” AND THEN SHE
callmekitto: pISS ON MY GRAVE shingeki no queer punk doodles, This AU Is Ruining My Life edition including but not limited to, the time armin got a head injury in a crowd at a show and Reiner was like “shit”, Marco and Armin sometimes make out because
snowsby: as much as i love ellen page and want to celebrate her moment i just have to pause and take a sec to express my disgust with the hrc as an organization because they’re actually terrible and you should know why they’re awful
seablind:I had my shit together for like 3 days once
my-flourish-and-blotts: He protec
lepetitdragon: letsboldlygomotherfuckers: eyesofchinablue: calamity-cain: theblacklacedandy: cosplaygen: (via Cosplay - Captain Jack Sparrow by Slava-Grebenkin on deviantART) YO DUDE I SAW THIS ON DA A FEW WEEKS AGO AND I WAS LIKE “WHY DID SOMEONE
camplazlo: one time in fourth grade i stole this kid’s gameboy and a couple months later we were chillin at my house and he was looking at my stuff and found the gameboy and he was like “wow i used to have one of these” and i asked he wanted
jojostuck: “No homo,” I whisper tearfully, cradling the dead body of the last homosexual on earth. there is no more homo. the last of his kind, and he was murdered. i will get revenge. the hunt is on.
moonblossom: jackiemakescomics: whitachi: vintar: I showed the Hawkeye Initiative to my dude ten minutes later I turned around and he was doing this quality dude excellent dude I will hold this dude up as an example for all other dudes to follow
ofmiceandbren: hboscar: Worth reading… monstersinmybathtub: sararye: I started reading and was like “what the actual fuck” before reaching the end bless you Holy crap. god bless ur sol omg
christmascockies: i stopped caring when i was like 3
gerard-gay: gerard-gay: my dog was barking and shes already fat so i refused to give her cheese and then we both dramatically turned away from eachother and i heard somebody that i used to know playing from another room and it was the most drama ive
agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like
targayen: IN MIDDLE SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS GUY AND ONE DAY HE WORE SWEATPANTS AND ONE OF THE DEANS SAW THE PHONE IN HIS POCKET AND WAS LIKE “YOU CANT HAVE PHONE DURING SCHOOL YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO ME FOR THE REST OF THE CLASS PERIOD” BUT IT WASNT
michaelpalin: i dont understand the pleasure in sexting like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like what would ????? how do i respond?? ‘i’m so happy for you’
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest
captainarlert: celestia: once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just
cyanblur: i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
hugepoppa: jehovahs: I fell asleep with my butt plug in and I woke up and I was like ‘shit where is it’ and the entire thing was in my ass like byeeee
introvertedgeek: wizardshark: constant-instigator: stele3: dannerzz: brother-mouse: dannerzz: i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, “wow are u wearing that to impress me” and i said,
kingjaffejoffer: chokesngags:kingjaffejoffer:Tarantino fucked up tonightWtf was he taking about Why all my favs gotta be problematic? SmhHe was accepting an award for the man who did the score for the Hateful Eight. And he was like “I don’t want
I was watching Purple Rain last night, and they thought this song was weird, the club owner even said “nobody understands your music but you” and I was like “that shit was dope, fuck you mean?”
So I was reminiscing with my mom. And I was talking about how a few years ago I thought I was having ulcers. But it was just like anxiety attacks it turns out. And my mom was like “well yeah”. And I was like “oh shit” but I didn’t actually swear.
jackstroubleinatanktop: ohmarcelinewhyareyousomean: my mum wanted to show me some big nutella jars she found in costco so she showed me this and i was like for real 40 dollars for nutella how??? but then this is how costco doesnt fuck around
I forgot to tell my tumblr this, but I got into an argument with a woman on here a few days ago, and she was completely against gay marriage, saying shit like, “Homosexuality is a DISEASE and they should be FIXED!” and I literally could not
caprinocultura: today’s project in reminiscing was to stumble on these children’s book covers. I had all these when I was super little! they were very, like, ~hippie idealistic~ and about things like manners and overcoming our differences but I LOVED
Ignore my face and the quality of this picture (my iPad is no better than my shit gophone and I was about to gym after I tried this on) but my dresses finally came in! This one is perfect and fits perfectly and I’m gonna wear it out tonight. The
realphilosophytube: there was a guy in my drama school who was a former Olympic gymnast and he was insanely ripped and could do shit like backflip and the splits no problem, and one day he was walking around on his hands and i was like, “damn i wish
azzandra:Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey
So we were playing 3 flags up in the pool with a frisby and i slayed obviously but my cousin was like um you know I’ll just be the thrower because you’re female. And i asked him what he meant by that and he couldn’t explain himself
soloveitchik: soloveitchik: Dude this one customer was like MY SON HAS TO GET A JOB AND STOP MOOCHING OFF MY MONEY. And I was like “how old is he?” And she was like “17” and I was like. Holy shit you’re a freak! Lmao. Like teens can get jobs
lampsarepeopletoo: i got home and my dad said “THERE’S SPERM ON YOUR BED” and i was like shit did i forget to clean up this morning but then he said “go get it and bring it out here” and at this point im confused as shit so i go to my room
steffalopod: i love how conor oberst realized he was becoming an emo icon and he was like “shit shit shit shit” and turned into a cowboy
memewhore: lampsarepeopletoo: i got home and my dad said “THERE’S SPERM ON YOUR BED” and i was like shit did i forget to clean up this morning but then he said “go get it and bring it out here” and at this point im confused as shit so i
girlfromtralfamadore: holy shit that fortune telling tea cup is worth around 跌 I was literally over my grandma’s once and all I did was look at it and she was like “YOU WANT IT” and I was like uh “GO AHEAD TAKE IT IT’S YOURS” so now it
actually i remember one time when i was like 8 or 9 and Cinderella was on and i was just making faces at all the lovey dovey shit and i was like “gross, who wants a stupid prince when you can rule a kingdom"
I dreamt Amy Poehler and Rashida Jones were talking shit about me and I heard them and then I basically was just apologizing for being myself and it was really just a terrible dream Nobody liked me and I knew it and it was like obvious 😔
hugepoppa: jehovahs: I fell asleep with my butt plug in and I woke up and I was like ‘shit where is it’ and the entire thing was in my ass like byeeee I had this happen before with a small plug during a show , I accidentally pushed it and it
jen-iii:There was this woman walking in my college campus wearing a bright blue dress and some white heels and she was already looking fabulous but HOL y fuckin G shit she had these BICEPS THAT WOULD CRACK A WALNUT AND I CPULD PROBABLY PUT A SHOTGLASS
Some Utena foil prints I’m doing inspired by the blu-ray box art! The gold and silver parts are gonna be shiny~
someone said quitt and I was like yesss because I secretly wanted to draw it I mean, look at it guys that shits kawaii
remember when sachiko dressed in a boy’s uniform for the athletic festival and i was like hooooooooooooooooooooooooly shit
an adam from yesterday.no referenced used, bc i was a lazy piece of shit and it was like almost midnight
do u mean….......this one ;)
my new farmer is named jack and she had a dog named snoochie and her favorite things are girls (but girls are not things. It’s ok she know this.)
